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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."
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"Tonight on My Strange Addition Man addicted to brake fluid claims he can stop at any time"
"Every spiral staircase should sell a picture of you at the bottom showing how annoyed you looked walking down it."
"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."
"[first date] Me: so what do you do Date: i'm an accountant Me: oh nice Date: thanks Me: Date: Me: so how many ants have u counted so far"
"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"
"Today a woman came into my doctor's office with a sexually transmitted mental illness. She was fucking crazy."
"Why are there not more black golfers? Because the bus route doesn't go to the country club."
"Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!"
"Psychiatrist to the patient: - Your case is clear. You have double personality. Please, pay bill $ 100 for the consultation... - *Keep $ 50. The rest will make the second one*"