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"What did the helicopter... What did the helicopter dick spinner say to initiate gyration? GO GO GADGET!!"

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"If life gives you melons. . . You probably have dyslexia."
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"HITMAN: Who's the target? ME: [slides photo across table] HITMAN: You..want me to kill Shrek? ME: Not Shrek [taps photo] his talkative horse"
"My kids teach me something every day. Today my 1-year-old taught me how much plumbers cost per hour. Who flushes a potato?"
"They say video games teach kids bad habits, but I've gotten out of at least 17 DUI's by flinging a banana peel at the cop car behind me."
"why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is a child molester"
"I make rabbit tuxedos for a living. I'm a hare-dresser."
"Hey girl, you know why they call me ""Toilet Paper?"" Because I'm so Charmin."
"Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter."
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