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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime."
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"Son, who is that German guy who keeps hiding things in our house? Alzheimer, granpa."
"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."
"The 21st century: When deleting history is more important than making it."
"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"
"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."
"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
"We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour."
"What do you call a gay piece of bread? A faguette"