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Joke of the Day
"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""
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"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam you cant peanut butter your way in someones ass"
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"We are not talking over a radio! This relationship is over! Me: This relationship is what? Over"
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