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Joke of the Day
"Son, who is that German guy who keeps hiding things in our house? Alzheimer, granpa."
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"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"
"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."
"What's so great about nihilism? Nothing."
"I made this. When you think about it, it is kind of silly that honey contains B vitamins."
"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""
"Why do they call it the Dark Ages? Because of all the ""knights"""
"What's the difference between a large chested lobster and a dirty bus stop? One's a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat?? Its because they're both pussies!!"