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Joke of the Day
"Son, who is that German guy who keeps hiding things in our house? Alzheimer, granpa."
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"A friend walked up to me while I was playing guitar and said ""Sick strat, bro"" I said ""Did you just assume my fender? you bigot?"""
"me on my first date: ""for me to continue this relationship you need to choose correctly"" [i pull a frog & a lizard out of my pocket]"
"What's the most confusing compliment to give a woman in her 40's? If you had a daughter, I'd fuck her."
"if the neighbor kid is driving you nuts practicing saxophone you can complain or teach her Careless Whisper - maybe be a problem solver"
"What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."
"I had a fight with my imaginary girlfriend She was never there"
"I had a brush with the law last night. Those cops sure know how to style a brother's hair"
"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."