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Joke of the Day
"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"
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"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""
"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."
"16 Sodium atoms walked into a bar followed by Batman"
"What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve? 2scooby4doo"
"How many baby's does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them"
"What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!"
"You might as well shoot for the stars because... Best case scenario you succeed and are immediately vaporized into nothing. Worst case scenario you miss and fade into the endless void of nothing."
"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"
"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"