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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you trust an atom? They make up everything."

"I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists. I'm going to call it Boko Harambe"

"What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta? Rotini!"

"Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOze"

"Ethiopian Cuisine... is a bit bland. It tastes like nothing."

"A priest opens a restaurant... and calls it ""Braise the Lord"""

"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."

"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."

"What's red and white? Pink."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"