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Joke of the Day
"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."
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"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"
"Your girlfriend is much prettier with her hair down. And by down' I mean over her face'."
"Why was 6 afraid of 5? Because 7 8 9"
"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"
"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"
"All of your inspirational tweets make me want to track you down and pee on something you love."
"What are most people afraid of about Hilary Clinton? Her Penis"
"What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people? Coach"
"once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape"