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Joke of the Day

"A Rich man sent a medicine shipment to Somalia Once it reached the Airport inspection, Customs rejected it and sent it back; the instructions on the medicines said : after meal"

"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."

"Why did the blonde have a sore belly-button? Because she had a blond boyfriend."

"Jackson Pollock - great painter piss poor pictionary partner"

"yo momma so fat when her name was the answer to a crossword clue, it was 10 spaces down and 10000 spaces WIDE!"

"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"

"Did you hear about the woman who's addicted to lipstick? It's so crazy, it's something nobody could makeup!"

"Ben Hur new politically correct versions For straight population: Ben Hur For homosexuals: Ben Gay For lesbians: Ben Wa"

"What's the difference between a chocolate bar, and a cop? One will kill your dog, the other's a chocolate bar."

"I'll tell you a gay joke, butt fuck it. (yeah yeah the joke is old, so am I)"