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Joke of the Day
"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."
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"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"
"I went out drinking last night and took a bus home That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before."
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"
"UKIP get their jokes from Mock the Week. 'Things you wouldn't hear in a weather forecast', December 2011 ""Tonight, a hurricane will be caused by low pressure and God's hatred of homosexuality..."""
"Good news for insomniacs Only 3 more sleeps till Christmas!!"
"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."
"I'm sorry you lost the weightlifting competition. Would you like a pick me up?"