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Joke of the Day

"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."

"Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it."

"If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it? A Butterfly!"

"I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket."

"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."

"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""

"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"

"Teacher asked us today, ""What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?"" You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)"

"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."

"I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of prison... ...but apparently you can't end a sentence with a proposition."