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Joke of the Day

"Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote ""blackbird"" about Batman"

"Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I'd like to go home from the baa and ram ewe."

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it."

"Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time? Al Kaline."

"Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order? Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea."

"I hired a PR team. They said the public would like me more if I stopped executing people. I executed the PR team."

"We need to stop joking on fat people so much. They have enough on their plate already."

"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."

"I was going to join the debating team in high school, but someone talked me out of it."