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Joke of the Day

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"How does a dark-skinned boy have light-skinned hands? ...because paint! -my four-year-old daughter."

"What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"What do you call a can after it completes college? A graduated cylinder."

"Offensive jokes? Is there a subreddit for this?"

"My Catholic grandmother told me I had to give something up for lent. I told her I'd give up lent."

"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"

"What are the most common 3 words used all around the world? Made in China."

"Facebook: The only place where you get excited when strangers follow you."

"I live on the edge Her: cool It's scary Her: So sexy I almost fell once Her: Oh! You actually live.. My home insurance is so expensive"