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Joke of the Day

"Where's the best place to go if you want a little head? The 2016 Olympics."

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"I guess I just felt safer when Martha Stewart was still in prison."
"Anybody want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's cheesy."
"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."
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"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"
"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."