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Joke of the Day
"My friend can't eat pizza because he's lactose intolerant It gives him pizzeria"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job? Ones a rusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! ahahhahahahahah"
"Maybe the Titanic sank because there were too many cats onboard, you don't know."
"You want to see something intense? Visit a campground."
"If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world. It's the alpaca-lips."
"Welcome to drugs club, Todd. I can't believe someone actually answered the ad. You're under arrest."
"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."
"My mother + my father condom = MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE!"
"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."
"I went to go see my therapist without my clothes on. I told him I didn't feel very sane. My therapist said, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""