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Joke of the Day

"In British Columbia, why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Because he wooden like it."

"A line to use on Polish people You must be a magnetic Pole because I'm attracted to you."

"I'm so proud of myself, it took me only six months to finish my latest jigsaw puzzle... ...the box said 2-4 years!"

"What is an inconvenient truth with music? Algorithm."

"The Chinese couple sitting behind me have said one Chinese thing after another to each other for almost an hour now."

"How I broke my cat's knees? With rude eyes."

"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""

"What is the most popular novel in Mexico? Tequila mocking bird"

"My wife moans at me to say I did' instead of I done' because it's not proper grammar. Easier said than did."

"*Goes into fabric store looking for girlfriend material*"