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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapsit that gets raped? JUSTICE"
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"Opposites If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"
"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"
"Women are like bacon: we look good, we smell good, we taste good, and we will slowly kill you"
"[date] W: I'm really into astronomy. M: Oh! What's your sign? W: The one that knows the difference between science & superstitious idiocy."
"Decided to take all my old watches and join them together to make a new belt... turned out to be a waist of time."
"What is your favorite ""There are two kinds of people..."" joke? My favorite is ""There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."""
"[batteries in my TV remote die for the first time since I bought it 4 years ago] ""Useless piece of shit."""
"Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener."
"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."