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Joke of the Day
"I have some frilly pants. They are never on time. It's OK, though... They're late bloomers"
Next Joke
"What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !"
"How are the Twin Towers and Gender Similar? There used to be two, now it's offensive to talk about."
"A magic tractor drives down a road... and turns into a field."
"The phrase ""you two deserve each other"" sounds like a compliment, but never is."
"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."
"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"
"What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay. *walks away slowly*"
"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"
"I'm 70% water and 40% bad at math."