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"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."
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"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""
"Your mom is like a chicken coop... Cocks fly in and out all day!"
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"May I pay you handsomely, good sir? -Why yes you may. *opens wallet* *pulls out Ryan Gosling*"
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