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Joke of the Day
"Republicans, don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years"
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"I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts."
"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""
"What do you call a North Korean Gorilla? King Kong Un (From my younger brother)."
"When cute black and white bears start communing with spirits, it's pandanormal."
"Johnson, Clinton, and Trump are lost at sea. Who wins the election? America."
"Why do cannibal children go to the hospital? Because their mothers told them to eat their vegetables."
"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."
"*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* ""Where you going?"""
"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with ""A man once told me"" ."