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Joke of the Day

"Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte? Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange."

"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"

"PUN MEGATHREAD Post your punniest, worst, most awful puns here"

"Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet"

"BREAKING: Apple reportedly prepping electric car. Battery life is expected to be about an hour, with a 2 foot charging cable."

"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."

"did you hear about that kidnapping in Texas? He woke up."

"What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive."

"[on game show] Choose a door for a goat or a new car ""I'll take door #2"" You've won the car! *sees it's a Kia* ""Can I have the goat instead"""

"Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey"