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Joke of the Day
"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"
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"In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements."
"What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex."
"Her: I love you. Me: I love YouTube."
"MAYOR: I now present you a key to the city ME: So long, suckers! *hops in city and drives away* MAYOR: Come back! I need that for work!"
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy"
"You know what really grinds my gears? Friction"
"A leper walks up to a hooker and says ""keep the tip."""
"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"
"What's the difference between a microwave and butt fucking? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."