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Joke of the Day
"Where did the team get there uniforms? New Jersey"
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"What do you call a fat guy with an unhealthy interest in his mother? Adipose Rex."
"The best joke that I have ever heard :) And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life"" But John came fifth, and won a toaster"
"Who me? Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting ""free candy"" on the side of creepy looking vans."
"What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? He comes once per year."
"whats the differns between a blonde and a computer you only have to punch the computer once to get the imformation out of it"
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? ""Some asshole has my pen!"""
"You'd think Goldilocks would have been all like, ""Damn, it smells like bears in here. Is that a family portrait of bears?! I should leave."""
"What happens when a Jew runs into a wall with a boner? His nose breaks."