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Joke of the Day
"Why do gay men hate Jesus? It took him three days to rise again."
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"the series finale of Game of Thrones will be the camera pulling back & revealing it was a snowglobe and the owner is watching sports instead"
"Why couldn't the cat walk through the door? it had a javelin through it's head."
"what's about 5 inches long and hasn't been inside another man in almost 2 weeks? Cory Monteith's heroin syringe"
"How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel"
"A golfer bought a six pack of beer but he had to take it back... because there was a hole-in-one"
"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."
"Time travel jokes never get old."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gags*"
"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."