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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks in on his daughter masturbating with a pickle ""Sick!"" he says. ""I was going to eat that. Now it's going to taste like pickle."""

"Been really trying to see things from my wife's point of view lately... Been looking out this kitchen window for hours..."

"Accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie... He wasn't amused, but he did say, ""You cracked me Up."""

"What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie"

"How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad? Just Juan"

"An alien, a predator and a terminator walk into a bar... and then... I've got nothing. Someone finish the joke!"

"According to HR, white people aren't issued a race card, and they'd appreciate if I went back to my desk. *shrugs*"

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies? Make-bereave"

"Being all talk and no action sounds relaxing."