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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie"
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"What happens when you hit a Jewish guy? Hebrewses"
"My friend went to a salon and asked them to straighten his hair. So they took out his highlights."
"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."
"Somewhere an elderly lady reads a book on how to use the internet, while a young boy googles ""how to read a book""."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? The prostitute will stop screwing you when you die."
"A minister was asked by a politician ""Name something the government can do to help the church."" The minister replied ""Quit making one dollar bills."""
"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"I told my friend a chemistry joke. He didn't react... I wanted to tell my girlfriend, but SHe doesn't exist."