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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies? Make-bereave"
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"What does the day of election and Taco Tuesday have in common? So much shit is going down today."
"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."
"Trying to argue with someone over text is like being Italian and trying to talk with handcuffs on"
"Why hadn't the law graduate and the bartender ever met? The graduate never passed the bar"
"i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life. i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either"
"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"
"What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO"
"[Justice League HQ] SUPERMAN: Looks like Batman is hungry tonight MOTHMAN: [visibly sweating] I think I'll just fight daytime crimes"
"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"