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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad? Just Juan"
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"How do you please all the people? Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!"
"I rather have a bottle of soda for President than Donald Trump. This way, we could truly have a Liter of the Free World."
"Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard? They need it to shoot themselves in the foot."
"I recently sold my vacuum It just sucked"
"Did you hear about new product out from Tampax? The iPad."
"Some people like cats and some people don't. Apparently the Pope's a cataholic."
"Fun prank: Super glue a baby to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up as they walk by"
"It's weird how in England the passenger drives the car"
"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."