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Joke of the Day

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but it will take him 50 tries to do it."

"My first time having sex... ...was fucking shit."

"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who undertsand binary, and those who don't."

"Sausages or..... Salsa Jizz"

"What do you call a women who has had a lot of sex? Her name #Feminist jokes"

"Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman."

"But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"winter is coming the snow is what?"

"Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic."