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"Most Well-known Speeches: 1. Gettysburg Address - Abe Lincoln 2. I Have a Dream - Martin Luther King 3. You Need to Floss - Every Dentist"

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"A stepdad should be called a ""Faux Pa."""
"""Down"" ""Penetration"" ""Tight End"" ""Ball handling"" Don't the networks have censors any more?"
"Me: I bet you die before you figure out how to text me back. *3 years later* Grandma: Fuck you bitch. Say bye to your inheritance"
"Facebook, where people can pretend to be everything they really aren't to the friends they really don't have."
"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"
"What do you call a group of environmentalists in jail? 'Collared Greens'"
"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""
"[my work enemy steve reaches in the basket of muffins my wife made] don't do it steve ""hey everyone come watch me eat brent's wife's muffin"""
"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"
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