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Joke of the Day

"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"Why do pirates love Playboy Magazine? You'd think it's for the booty, but they really read it for the arrrticles."

"Big explosion in a paint factory tonight, 10 people missing, presumed red."

"Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets."

"Have you ever heard the one about the dust bunny and the mud pie? Well then sorry, I only tell clean jokes."

"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"

"Why couldn't the snowman spend his money? Cause his assets were frozen."

"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"