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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"

"What happens when Trump makes a meme? it goes dankrupt."

"How do you get a homosexual man to have sex with a heterosexual woman? Shit in her cunt. (its just a joke people)"

" Look, it's an octopi"

"No matter how bored I get, I'll never be bored enough to go back and read through all the greeting cards I've saved over the years."

"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, But none of them works :/"

"A pedophile stopped by my apartment today According to my Catholic roommate, the proper term is ""priest."""

"I thought ""#2 pencil"" meant a poopy finger. Guess that explains the low test scores."

"I've seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad."