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Joke of the Day

"Jesus: I have to die because of sin God: Yes Jesus: Which you created as punishment God: Yes Jesus: For eating an apple God: Yes Jesus: No"

"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"

"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."

"Try not to remember that your brain is the pilot of a meat robot that can't do twenty pushups without dying."

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"My friends keep telling me to stop making jokes about Linkin Park But I just ignore them because in the end, it doesn't even matter"

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"I have recently been saving up for a sex change I don't care what my wife thinks, she is going to have it"

"I can always tell how good my weekend was by how many pictures I have to untag on Monday."

"What do a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? You know you don't want to, but eventually you are going to lick them both"