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Joke of the Day
"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."
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"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."
"space is stuped if im wanted to go somewhere where i cant breathe i would just stand next to a girl"
"Went out with a blind girl last night A blind girl was jerking me off last night, and told me I had the biggest dick she's ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg."
"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"
"My mom asked me what causes dwarfism... I told her I didn't know as it is of little interest to me."
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"
"What do you call a boring meme about some internet drama that you don't care about? Dramameme."
"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."