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Joke of the Day
"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"
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"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"
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"Superman: Look, Lois! Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?"
"NORAD tracking Santa? Really? That's what my tax dollars are going to? You're tracking a fictitious fat dude?"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."
"How I view dogs: Beagle, German Shepherd, Poodle, Pitbull, Labrador. How I view cats: Cat, cat, cat, cat."
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don't look like you could take a joke."