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Joke of the Day

"Big explosion in a paint factory tonight, 10 people missing, presumed red."

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An Investigator"

"I think instead of ""LOL""....I'm gonna go with ""SALTS"" (Smiled a little then stopped). Its more truthful."

"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."

"Why do asians squint all the time? Because nukes are so bright"

"I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a."

"I lost my kidneys when I turned 18 My knees are 100% adult now!"

"[meeting a couple at dog park] ""BARK BARK!"" GF: He's usually not like this [pulls me aside] GF: Stop yelling bark bark at those nice people"

"When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over."

"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""