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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets."
Next Joke
"Say what you want about kleptomaniacs, but they're definitely not cowards. Those guys have got balls of steal."
"What do you call a belt with a clock? A waist of time."
"Yo mommas so ugly... Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade. Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!"
"The joke's not here.... It's in the comments."
"If I can make even one person laugh on here then I'm not doing my job. The job I actually get paid for."
"It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to pay for a more advanced model for those features."
"So two men walk into a bar... Which is weird. You'd think the second one would have noticed it!"
"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"