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Joke of the Day
"A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it"
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"If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."""
"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."
"A group of prostitutes play WoW. I heard that they call themselves the whore'd."
"My girlfriend got mad and said she need some time and distance as she left the house crying... I still don't get it why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other? ""Nothing personal."""
"I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: ""I miss Detroit"" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, ""Hope this helps."""
"I told my lawyer I wanted to seek the death penalty against my wife. He said that's not how a divorce works."
"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut you fucking racist."