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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Thailand has a military? It does a good job of separating the ladyboys from the ladymen."

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"I once knew a guy... I once knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking alcohol, eating rich food and sex. He lived healthy until he killed himself."

"Pickling cucumbers isn't easy. I hear its cumbersome."

"In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed"

"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"

"Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 people died."

"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s? Under his buccan-hat."

"How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?"