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Joke of the Day

"So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, ""Hey! I gotta leak in the sink!"" The clerk says, ""Go ahead, the customer's always right..."" (Henny Youngman)"

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic? Praguetory"

"If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all."

"How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family."

"What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese!"

"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."

"You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no."

"Scary is handing your car keys to the same kid who unintentionally locked himself in the bathroom that morning."

"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."