5127

Joke of the Day

"@BurgerKing I love the way all employees working the drive thru speak English as a 14th language. I just got a frog and an avocado."

"I have orange skin, a lot of green and dislike mexicans. Who am I? A orange tree."

"What do you call a ghost without any feet? A lost sole"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"Did you hear about the incompetent circumciser? He slipped and got the sack."

"If Hitler had a pet, what would it be? A dolphin"

"What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more? Philip Hoffman's belt."

"I was seeing this one girl for two months Until she found out I was there."

"Make sure that nobody ever invades your personal space by constantly hula hooping wherever you go."

"Why does SnoopDogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle!"