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Joke of the Day

"LIFE is just a game of Monopoly and RISK."

"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"

"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."

"Don't get into an argument in an elevator it could escalate very quickly"

"What does an impatient cow say? Mooove the fuck out my way"

"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."