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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump can prove he's not a misogynist by banning ""Just For Men"" And Make America Gray Again."

"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."

"What did the boob say to the other? ""You're my breastfriend"" *Badumm Tits*"

"My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses."

"Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com"

"Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms? GerMany"

"When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face? When her mustache is on fire!"

"Let's Play Horse I'll be the front end and you be yourself."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 jumpers they went 79 stories in 10 seconds."

"Dance like no one is threatening to call the police if you don't take your boombox and leave the Christian Science Reading Room immediately."