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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"
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"A sandwich walks into a bar. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"If it screams, it's not food yet"
"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"
"I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'. Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble"
"Every minivan without an honor student bumper sticker should be required to have one that says, ""My child is a disappointment."""
"Who ruled France until he exploded? Napoleon Blownapart!"
"I wish my car's navigation could take human form so I can punch it in the face."
"My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I'm hilarious. Everyone says so."
"After weeks of being called lazy, not only did I put up all our Christmas decorations today, I also took them down."