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Joke of the Day

"My doctor told me I needed to break a sweat once a day so I told him I'd start lying to my wife."

"For father's day, I took my father out. Now I don't have to remember to wish him."

"What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway? Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk."

"Being Bipolar sucks... I love it"

"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"

"is this already a joke? Why don't pastry chefs buy taylor made cigarettes? Because they profiterole their own"

"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"

"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"

"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"

"-1 23 It was delicious."