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Joke of the Day

"""W.A.D."" a simple mnemonic device for remembering the steps in folding a fitted sheet stands for: 1. Wad it up; 2. And; 3. Done"

"a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect"

"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."

"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."

"What is the one riddle that everyone gives up? The riddle of life!"

"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."

"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""

"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"

"How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently? Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards."

"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."