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Joke of the Day
"There are only 2 kinds of Priest: There are the ones who masturbate and Liars."
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"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."
"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"
"I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas She only comes once a year."
"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."
"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."
"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."
"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"
"When you're at someone's house? Normal people: ""What a lovely house!"" Me: ""What's your wifi password?"""