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Joke of the Day

"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."

"God I hate these crossword puzzles Does anyone know a 3 letter word for ""Father""?"

"A guy is lying on a field. There's a backpack lying on his back, and a lot of flies are flying around. What's in the backpack? A parachute."

"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"

"What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks? A pro-teen bar"

"How is Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis similar? They have Hogwarts"

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot"

"What body movements alert you that a politician is lying? His lips are moving."

"How to spot a douchebag in the gym? Really bad so he hurts himself."