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"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"
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"Bill Cosby told me a funny joke last night. But I can't remember it."
"[Joseph checking in to hotel] ""Is there WiFi?"" Only in the stable *later to Virgin Mary* ""Honey, hotel was booked. Gotta stay in the stable"""
"For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham"
"Gin & Tonic: 91 calories. Banana: 105 calories. Choosing the healthy option: Priceless."
"Wait a sec...That's not how the proverb goes! A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. But once it breaks, you have two really strong chains, which, in some ways, is more useful."
"What's the difference between Karate and Judo? Karate is a martial art, and Judo is what they make bagels from."
"Only in America can you be born a poor black boy and grow up to be a rich white woman. Take Michael Jackson for example"
"[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone? Yello?"
"What do... Gay horses eat...?? Hey!!"