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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain? eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging."

"Why are Americans so good at shooting? They have the best schools for it."

"Mirror Mirror on the Wall... What is my focal point?"

"The thing about the holocaust is... It was the experience of a lifetime."

"Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse."

"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"

"Last night was the third time a girl walked out midway a date. Something's still wrong in my PowerPoint presentation."

"I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love."

"What do you do when your washing machine breaks down? Give her a slap"

"If you can't be with the one you love then be with the one who has the best cable package."