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Joke of the Day
"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."
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"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"
"I have the heart of a lion... and a lifelong ban from the zoo."
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"
"Made a to/ too mistake, and am starting the car with the garage doors down."
"They say if you love something you should let it go... So why am I going to jail for leaving my kid in Walmart?"
"So Hungry If Katniss Everdeen's friend Peeta got blown up, would the resulting crater be a Peeta pocket?"
"advice to my younger self: dont bang that old man on his helicopter he's not joe biden"
"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."
"What do you call it when homosexual congressmen have lunch together? A Federal Mandate"